Gruttadaro: Did everyone else see Reese Witherspoon turn into the plant version of Falkor from The NeverEnding Story or was that just me? ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ Is a Noble Failure 2. Lindsay Zoladz : The druggiest children’s entertainment since the boat scene in Willy Wonka. Rob Harvilla : That thing where you RT a #longread before reading it, and then you’re super nervous the whole time you’re reading it, to the point where it requires a two-story-tall Oprah just to soothe you. Justin Charity : “Before the age of reason, the child receives images, not ideas.”-Rousseau, Genevan. I wish it had the visual flair to live up to that promise.Īndrew Gruttadaro : And thus, Ava DuVernay’s mission of sowing distrust between sisters and brothers is complete. I’m kind of surprised that no one made this before now!Īlison Herman : The metaphysical wonkiness of this movie’s conflict, mythology, and trippy climax essentially make it Annihilation 4 Kidz. What is your tweet-length review of A Wrinkle in Time?Īlyssa Bereznak : A Wrinkle in Time was like a longer, fanicer Teletubbies episode with more expensive special effects, and Oprah as the sun baby.Īmanda Dobbins : The Oprah Winfrey Show, but for children and stoners. The Ringer staff caught Disney’s latest this past weekend and then came together to talk lettuce dragons, giant Oprah, a villain known as Charles Wallace, and many other things that likely gave children nightmares.ġ. A kids’ movie about intergalactic space travel directed by Ava DuVernay and starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, and OPRAH? Sign us up.
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